Michelle’s Daily Bread
What is it with girls telling the world how much they’ve eaten that day? Either girls think guys find it interesting or these girls just have absolutely nothing else to say and they just need to talk. I seriously wonder how many guys out there have to sit in their seats and bore away with the long lists that girls lay before them. Maybe, I’m the only one out there that ends up hearing this nonsense. Am I the only one??? Anyways, the following is an example of a list made by a girl that loves to talk about her diet. Let’s analyze:
(Notice how many times she eats cereal in a day)
Brunch:
salad: egg, olive, tomato, mushroom, cucumber, tofu, cauliflower, dry mushroom, Asian sesame dressing, spinach, mixed lettuce
4 cups of cereal: Lucky Charms, Honey-Nut Cheerios, regular Cheerios, Special K with strawberries
1 cup of coffee
Lunch:
raisin bread
3 more cups of cereal
Plate of salad: red peppers, tofu, and olives, lettuce,
3 sweet potatoes
2 raisin breads: toasted
3 Hershey kisses
3 pieces of cornbread
3 spoons of chocolate cake
Dinner?
Sandwich: whole wheat bread, honey mustard, lettuce tomato, turkey toasted
1 grapefruit
2 oranges
1 chai tea
milk with shredded oats cereal
more cereal: puffins, honey nut cheerios, lucky charms, life, special K,
..to understate how many cups of cereal she’s eaten, I would say about 10 cups. Now that’s still ALOT of cereal.
Dear Michelle,
Just Kidding. As much as I complain about your dang lists, I really do enjoy them. See ya =)
Tags: Cereal, Food, Nutrition, Pet peeves
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February 20, 2009 at 5:44 am
i actaully see some variety up there, i thought all she ate was raisin bread.
February 20, 2009 at 1:04 pm
HAHAHA oh michelle. how does she even remember all of that?! judging from her nonexistent weight gain though, maybe cereal will be the new diet fad of 2009
February 20, 2009 at 1:45 pm
No, Dan. You’re not alone. I’ve been there
too. Actually, I go through it everyday..
every freaking day.
February 20, 2009 at 2:04 pm
HAHAHA.
i’ve read a lot of those…mostly from girls suffering from anorexia or obesity. the lists are supposed to help keep track of what they eat so they either feel guity realizing how much they ate, or satisfied that they ate so little.
buttttt i don’t know about michelle…she’s already so thin!! gooooodness.
February 21, 2009 at 10:06 pm
hahaha i don’t even remember what i eat. and elizabeth is right… i normally see those on anorexic girl’s xangas. back in the day. hahaha
February 21, 2009 at 10:06 pm
wait . dearskye = christal
February 22, 2009 at 2:37 am
btw dan, how can i add you to my blogroll? i’m so confused and noob-ed out by this…
February 22, 2009 at 2:41 am
nevermind, i just got it…lol
btw cereal never tasted so good until i came to college i think….
March 22, 2009 at 4:03 pm
wow dan, your entries are so deep. except this one.